March 2009 Welcome back, connoisseurs of the unconventional. We've got another hearty serving of Prime Cuts here from Running With Scissors, but watch out for the waiters -- I think they're on steroids. We've got a lot on the menu, from a POSTAL dirtbike to a Postal Babe, not to mention Vince Desi, the Prince of Pizza. But don't worry. I'm the Director of this project, so just keep reading until you hear me say: "CUT!" POSTAL BABE LAURA This month’s Postal Babe Laura is an outspoken young lady who doesn’t mind admitting that she can’t stand video games, (“If I had to choose between death or playing video games I would choose death. But apparently my family has a Wii now so you never know.”) LETTER FROM VINCE: Okay, America, have no fear; your Bailout is coming. Do you work for a Bank? No problem. Are you losing your house? No problem. Your car is missing from your driveway? No problem. Can’t pay your tuition? No problem. Oh you lost your job? You’re fucked. FROM "POSTAL" TO "JEWTOPIA" "Postal" star Jackie Tohn is currently starring in "Jewtopia", a one-woman show at the Westside Arts Theater in NYC. Jackie created all eight of the characters she portrays in the show. MIKE J NAMED POSTAL III PRODUCER “After 7 years at RWS, its about fuckin’ time that my pointless rants will finally have a little power behind them! But in all seriousness, it’s my honor to serve the company as its in house producer!” ONE TOTALLY POSTAL BIKER Marko Zuljevic is a long-time fan of the POSTAL series and RWS from the land of Croatia and he recently impressed the hell out of us by combining his two loves into one project. He created a Postal Racing Bike! INSIDE THE OVEN WITH VINCE DESI Welcome to Vince Desi's table! Our traveling See E. Oh has possessed a passion for food his entire life and wherever he goes, he'll scope out the best restaurants within 48 hours. RUNNING WITH FEEDBACK Letters From the fans: "You’re a bigger legend than if Keanu Reaves and Steven Seagal had a baby and named him MAX FIGHTMASTER!!!" POSTALFORMS ANIMATION CONTEST We’ve also got an animated throw-down that anyone with a copy of POSTAL X and a video camera can participate in! Get all the details right here… POSTAL BULLETS Flashes from the Postal Underground. Uwe sweeps The Razzies. Plus, POSTAL makes Guinness Book of Records… twice! And much more!